Hejsan svejsan!
Nu ska jag snart äta middag. Ska bli gott. Orkar inte berätta om dagen, det har inte sänt något ni vill veta (alltså inget kul)
Men här kommer en kul grej: Nämligen dagens Feja
Man"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
You"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man"Is this seat empty?"
You"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man"I want to give myself to you."
you"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man"I can tell that you want me."
You"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
Man"Your place or mine?"
You"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man"What's your name sexy?"
You"Taken!"
Man"I think you're the best looking girl in here."
You"Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!"
Man"Can I buy you a drink?"
You"Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!"
Man"You look like a dream."
You"Go back to sleep."
Man"I can see forever in your eyes."
You"But all I can see is never in yours."
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